hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

(via sweetfucktory)

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife, via otaku-whovian-allons-y)

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via otaku-whovian-allons-y)

woahoakley:

simmerful:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

reblogging out of curiosity

what

(via otaku-whovian-allons-y)

zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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(via otaku-whovian-allons-y)

urltima:

"so what do you want to do with your life?"

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(via midnight-daydreamer15)

precumming:

don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know

But it makes it easier or them when you break things off

(via midnight-daydreamer15)

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via midnight-daydreamer15)

shiestynigga:


i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

(Source: coloursautomatic, via troyesivan)